Quotations of the Day

Once… in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. – W.C .Fields

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.  ~Walt Kelly

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward – George Carlin

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Whichever line you get into at the supermarket will be the wrong line. – Phyllis Kirigin

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks. –  Totie Fields

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